(( I SHOULD NOT BE LAUGHING THIS HARD ))
I’M CHOKING AND I HAVE TO BE QUIET BECAUSE MT DAD IS ALSEEP BUT OH MHY GOFS
I FOUND IT I THOUGHT ID LOST THIS POST FOREVER
BUT THE ACTUAL ROTG SOUND TRACK ACTUALLY SOUNDS LIKE THIS!!!
THIS IS BEAUTIFUL AND NOTHING HURTS
"fuck yo’ glowly burning werewolf weapon im Scott Mccall biatch"
- Scott Mccall (most probably)
Snow Leopards And Their Giant Nommable Tails
"BEHOLD, DOGS! We have achieved that which you cannot!"
Via catfuse zum
This is exactly what I would do if I were a snow leopard.
"-and then you called me ‘Toots’ and I was just like, naaaaah…"
"I know, amazing right?"
"More like amazing that you didn’t punch me unconscious."
"Shoot, yeah! That could’ve saved a bunch of hassle… Okay, ‘you ever do it again and I’ll straight-up exorcise you with a fist to the face. Deal?"
No Sven, we're not going back. She's with her true love.